Extreme

Today I went for a run and got all kinds of freaky sweaty. I decided to take a shower.

I got all up in my towel and grabbed my shower things and left for the shower. I got myself all clean and whatnot and strode confidently down the hall towards my room wearing nothing but a towel. I reached my door and realized that I had forgotten something. I had no key. Terry must have left the room and locked the door. Balls.

I stood in front of the door for awhile then decided I had to go downstairs and get a new key. I got on the elevator with a group if Chinese (I think) kids. They spoke Chinese about me and laughed. I smiled agreeably. When I got to the lobby I saw that Terry was in the lounge. He saw me and brought me his key, so I didn't have to explain my situation at the front desk. So it wasn't nearly as exciting as it could have been.

That's how I roll.