Doggs I am all kinds of arrogant

Here's a fun little anecdote from my life.

I've been trying to get next to this girl for like a month now, but it's been kind of hard. She's smokin' hot, and we hung out a couple times and things went well. A couple weeks ago she was all like "oh hey yo, I have so much homework that I can't really hang out much at all. Plus I am into things like interpretive dance and I must practice my dancing for many hours a day because I have a performance soon." I was all like, "oh that's cool, I totally understand where you're coming from because I'm a sensitive guy and understand emotions and obligations and all that." Then I smiled winningly and I could tell she was just going crazy for me on the inside. I knew this in my mind.

On Saturday I went to her dancing performance to show how much I cared about the things she found interesting and because my homegirl told me it would score me mad "[girl] points." (Her original phrase was more alliterative, but I'm reluctant to post it on a family website such as this.) The dancing was actually pretty cool, and after the performance I all was like "Yo girl that dancing was basically very cool. You were incredibly elegant and beautiful I was mesmerized by your fluid movements." She was all like "Oh man boy thank you so much for coming I'm very glad that you did." *Hug*

Then she like looked at some people who were her friends I guess, because she hugged them too. I didn't feel threatened, because my powers of observation ascertained that her friends were in fact two girls and a gay guy. I thought it was cute that her gay friend gave her a flower. Then I left and went to a party.

A couple days later I saw the gay guy and he gave me a look and I was like woah dogg why you got to be lookin' at me like that dogg. That is what I thought though I did not say it out loud. I thought it was unusual that a guy like him would give a guy like me a look, but then I had an epiphany all of a sudden. So I was like oh man maybe I just assumed he was a gay dude because I'm so arrogant that I think I'm the only guy who's interesting in the girl even though she's incredibly hot.

I was like maybe I should find out what's up so I was like "hey girl is that a thing with you and the flower man?" and she was like "yeah it's basically a thing" and I was like oh dogg. It turns out I am exactly as arrogant as I thought I might have been.

Ba dum dum psh!

Editor's note: Obviously I took some artistic license with the dialogue. The picture is related. I'm looking arrogant, and I haven't shaved my goatee in nine days. I'm starting to look like Dad.