Hurricane Ida is weak.

So today I rolled into my music theory class and everybody was talkin' about this hurricane. I was like what hurricane? They were all haven't you been outside? I was like yeah but it's just cloudy and drizzly like it is once a week. They were all like dude it's a hurricane. I was like puh whatever.

Then the professor slides up in there and is all like okay first things first: the hurricane. This one ain't a big deal but y'all need to have a plan. I was like oh jeez am I gonna have to evacuate this bidness? I started to get a little freaked out.

After class I figured I should check the weather reports so I headed to my room and got on the computer. I clicked on the beautiful little three colored circle of joy that is Google Chrome, typed in weather.com and waited. And waited. Frustrated, I began to hit F5 over and over. After the fifteenth refresh did nothing I let out an exasperated shriek and stared at the screen in stony silence. After over a minute a lovely screen popped up. "Tulane University Technology Services has detected that your IP address has been using P2P programs for infringement of copyright laws. Since this is your first offence your web access has been cut off for fifteen minutes." It was something like that, and it went on and on. I was like oh jeez, my evil ways have finally caught up with me. I opened up uTorrent and sure enough I was illegally downloading copyrighted material. Damn.

I was so depressed that I'd finally been caught in me piratin' act that I forgot all about the hurricane. Oh well. Turns out it's just a tropical storm anyway. It's not even windy.