Some Stuff I've Learned

I've learned some pretty serious stuff in college.

I've learned that if I don't do any homework over fall break I'm gonna have to spend all afternoon on Sunday in the library, and the top picture is what my face looks like.

I've learned that I need to remember girls names, because after I've talked to them eight or ten times and theyf find it appropriate to hug me it's too late to ask them again. I've figured out the perfect way around this problem that I have. I see the girl, I say "Hey, I don't have your number yet, wanna put it in here?" and I hand her my phone, which is all primed to receive a new number. Later I look through my contacts and the name I don't recognize is the cute chica who's name I couldn't remember! This has worked on at least one occasion. My reaction to my brilliance can be seen in picture number two.

I've learned to never, ever, ever leave expensive electronics on the ground. I was reading on my kindle, got hell of tired, put in on the floor next to my bed and drifted off to sleep. I woke up a couple hours later, put my feet on the floor and heard a sickening crack. I instantly knew what was up. I spat forth a stream of expletives that would give Grandma a heart attack. See picture three.

I picked up my device and it looked completely fine. There were no marks or blemishes on the screen or elsewhere. I then flipped the power switch and Lewis Carrol faded away to be replaced with horrible black blobs. Picture four.

Luckily it's still under warranty, so I'm confident that I'll be able to resolve the issue for just the cost of shipping it back to amazon. Raaaa.